So, you’ve hit the green and now you want to eat.
Don’t settle for fast food or the convenience store to satisfy the munchies—even in your altered state you deserve a quality meal. Treat yourself to one of these epic dishes from Seattle restaurants next time you’re high and hungry.
Go ahead, light one up (it’s legal!) and enjoy a feast fit for the hungriest of stoners.
9 Million in Unmarked Bills: White Truffle Mac ‘N Cheese
www.9m-unmarked.com | 3507 Fremont Pl. N. Seattle, WA 98103
Ah, macaroni and cheese, the ultimate comfort food. What is it about a gooey, cheesy bowl of pasta that’s so damn good? 9 Million has taken the mac ‘n cheese game to a whole new level with their white truffle flavor.
This house favorite puts the boxes in your pantry to shame, shaved with fresh parmesan and smothered in the taste of white truffles. Your stoner taste buds will be in sensory overload and your mind will explode.
BluWater Bistro: Wake ‘N Bake Brownie Buzz
www.bluwaterbistro.com | 102 Lakeside Ave & 7900 Green Lake Dr. N
After packing a bowl of your own, dig into this bowl! BluWater’s Wake ‘N Bake dessert is a chocoholic’s dream and stoner’s fantasy. It’s a warm fudge brownie with chocolate ice cream, chocolate sauce and shavings, cocoa powder, and chocolate covered espresso beans. Mind. Blown.
Petra Bistro: Petra Fries
www.petrabistro.com | 2501 4th Ave. Seattle, WA 98121
You can’t go wrong with fries during a bad case of the munchies. Fast food fries are quick but they suck – Petra Bistro’s Petra fries are where it’s at. They’re fresh and hot with an ethnic twist, making them a perfect addition to your gyro or to eat on their own.
Varlamos Pizzeria: Football-Sized Calzones
www.varlamospizza.com | 3617 N.E. 45th St. Seattle, WA 98105
So hungry you could eat a horse? Can’t help you there, but Varlamos gets you close to that portion size. Their football-sized calzones are no joke, providing potheads with an eating challenge or plenty of leftovers. Choose from meat, veggie, five cheese, chicken, or build your own. And if you’re on that level where moving is not an option, order delivery through Bite Squad or check out their ridiculous Monday special: $6.95 for a calzone and side salad.
Doc's Marina Grill: Fish ‘N Chips
www.docsgrill.com | 403 Madison Ave S, Bainbridge Island & 141 Hudson St, Port Townsend
Doc’s fish ‘n chips have been said to be the best in the area. Your stoned alter ego will agree. The fresh Northwest cod is panko breaded, perfectly fried, and comes with coleslaw and fries. Added bonus: the view from the restaurant is pretty amazing when you’re blazed.
